BOY I was excited today..at last the Sex and the City movie.
After all those months of waiting, the gossip, the rumours, finally the chance I’d been waiting for.
So when the girlfriend cleared off to watch it with her mate I settled down for an afternoon of gentleman’s relaxation. No, not that.

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POOR Jon Sharp. Sacked by Hull after a shoddy start to the season.
I know they're trotting out the old 'leaving by mutual consent' line but I don't believe it.
The departure came a few hours after Graham Murray quit at North Queensland Cowboys. I smell a rat.

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MICHAEL Lawrence looked mighty impressive from the clips I've seen of Giants thumping win over Hull KR.
But I'm afraid he can forget about any thoughts of a glittering international future.
Why? Because Stevo has tipped him for the top.

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GIANTS fans must be gutted after St Helens decided to rename Knowsley Road.
Saints' battered old cesspit will now be known as the GWP Recruitment Stadium.
Really trips off the tongue that.
And in doing so the wise old heads at Saints who raked in some cash have knocked off Huddersfield from their perch as the worst stadium name.
Featherstone's Chris Moyles Stadium runs them close. Awful name, awful human being.
But the Galpharm (self-harm would be more appropriate at the moment) is now officially consigned to send place.

SOME slippery thoughts on the second Millennium Magic weekend..
First up what a try-tastic, try-errific feast of rugby. In the home of the best rah-rah side in Europe, ahem, there were 62 tries scored in six games - that's 12 more than the entire 15-game Six Nations.
Wigan fool-back Richie Mathers will never want to see one of them again after being swatted off rather pathetically by Jon Wilkin in the final encounter.
And there were at least two other tries scored in that game that I blame entirely on the awful playing surface.

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FUNNIEST incident of the week that didn’t involve Dwain Chambers?
That Richard Moore interview after his monstering performance for Wakefield against Harlequins.

Apart from the fact there was something weird stuck to the side of his head, the big fella managed to use the phrase ‘you know’ 22 times in two sentences.

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